It was such a nice day to start with, leaving behind the floating tower, finding magic sails at the bottom of the ocean and having a stupid plan to disguise our two-masted, two-deck kieran patrol ship as a three-masted and three-decked ship of the line. So all was well, till...
...till we needed wood for the stupid plan.
I don't think I will ever set foot into the stupid jungle again.
Sure there is a lot of wood in the jungle, big trees, but why is the jungle overflowing with huge creatures? There seems to be a plan behind it. Maybe it's mathematical:
Jungle + ruins = huge creatures + our crew
that always results in:
jungle + our crew + ruins = doing something stupid
then the whole theory breaks apart into:
our crew + doing something stupid = me nearly dying some horrible death while fighting with nonmagical weapons against magical creatures!
So I warned them, but again there was no use. after killing the huge beast they insisted on exploring a dark tunnel in a ruined temple that clearly said: "Do NOT enter, you will die here!"
And a room full of skeletons is not what i call safe even when the door only tries to bother you with riddles. We got through sure, but then this lich sat there just doing smalltalk and some people can't leave their hands in their own pockets and need to check out the liches possessions even before he is dead and gone.
We fought him and his skeletons and a met a huge dragon. Strangely I can't remember what we did to it! I guess that is just the aftermath of me nearly dying AGAIN!
Who is this strange guy we have on board all of a sudden and why does he own 50% of our ship?
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