Carlton Grey and the Trial of the Dargerously Bored Fishman Lady

After the sailors got lost, we had to start scouting the island, which was really exciting. The captain found some gold, and we saw a giant bird, and then we found a cave with a perfectly nice dragon in it. 

We had some tea with him, and he told us a lot about this amazing island. It would have been perfect, except people kept disappearing, so we had to visit the blue teleportation monster for some clues. He suspected, that this was one of the schemes of the evil lich, so we had to prepare for a fight again. This was a bit of a disappointment, as I really would have liked to meet Buster, the giant albatross we saw earlier, but our friends were in danger so we had to act immediately. Our teleporting friend helped us to get to the liches domain, and we started searching for his lair.
We found the lich in a swamp hut, but we could not defeat him, as he was not actually real. I think this is a really unfair advantage to have in combat, and it should not be allowed.

Anyway, we all ended up captured by some fish lady who was the ruler of the island. She also turned Sira into a rabbit, and threatened to kill us unless we found something to amuse her with. She did not like our tales or jokes much so in the end we had to fight stuff again. I had to face some size-changing three headed dog thing, which did not go well. Not only did it hurt me quite badly, but Krastus  - annoyed, that it was not him, who would kill something this time – also jumped into the pit, and was promptly mauled by another dog, and then turned into Serene. This turning-into-girls thing might be his natural reaction to creatures that are even more vicious and bloodthirsty than he is. 

Finally the captain succeeded to tell her something funny, so we narrowly escaped getting eaten by dogs. She even granted us a wish which I used to urn the Serene-Krastus into normal-Krastus again.
I quite like Serene, but I do think that one of her is exactly the right amount, and another one with Krastuses personality would be just too horrible to imagine.